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rinwolfy: This pretty much describes me I have days where I’m like YEAH I’M FUCKING AWESOME LOOK AT MY KICK-ASSEDNESS NO POWER IN THE ‘VERSE CAN STOP ME ….20 MINUTES PASS….HALP I’M A FAILURE AS A HUMAN BEINGI SHOULD BE REINCARNATED AS AN INCH WORM THAT DIES TRYING TO GET ACROSS THE DRIVEWAY AFTER THE SUN COMES OUT ONCE THE RAIN STOPS AND I SIT THERE ALL DRIED AND SHRIVELED UNTIL A JACKASS COMES HOME AND PUTS ME OUTTA MY MISERY WITH HIS FUCKING HUMMER TIRES*coughs*So, yeahThat’s me 

rinwolfy:

This pretty much describes me 
I have days where I’m like
YEAH I’M FUCKING AWESOME LOOK AT MY KICK-ASSEDNESS NO POWER IN THE ‘VERSE CAN STOP ME 
….
20 MINUTES PASS
….

HALP I’M A FAILURE AS A HUMAN BEING
I SHOULD BE REINCARNATED AS AN INCH WORM THAT DIES TRYING TO GET ACROSS THE DRIVEWAY AFTER THE SUN COMES OUT ONCE THE RAIN STOPS
AND I SIT THERE ALL DRIED AND SHRIVELED
UNTIL A JACKASS COMES HOME AND PUTS ME OUTTA MY MISERY WITH HIS FUCKING HUMMER TIRES


*coughs*
So, yeah
That’s me 

(Source: theothersideofthedoor)

Apr 30 2012 1,504 notes
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